He cracks us up. Daily.
Need a movie line? Ask the Hambone. And don't bother arguing with him about it, 'cuz he'll be right.
He has goofy sense of humor...silly, a little off beat, dry.
The other day, he was sitting at the table, eating lunch with his buddy, while I was nearby enough to listen in on their conversation.
Hambone: "Jesus came from Mary."
Friend: "Jesus is God."
Hambone: "Yeah, and Mary and Joseph got to hold Jesus."
Friend: *pausing...solemn* "I wish Jesus didn't die."
Hambone: *chipper* "Oh! He didn't...'cuz on the third day he was *insert whispery, mysterious, kinda freaky Hambone voice here* alllliiiiiiiiive!"
O.M.G. Stick a fork in me, I'm done. I just about died, right there on the kitchen floor, from fits of stifled laughter.