You know those little drawing they have...the evolution ones? Where the character starts as a knuckle dragging caveman/woman and evolves into a "human of today"?
(Courtesy Google Image)
I'm totally regressing on those. Not so much in the hunchback/inappropriately long arms way...but more in the "furry" way.
Seriously, you guys. The hair on my legs is growing at a ridiculous, freaky rate. I swear to you, my body is preparing for some sort of Ice Age.
"Amp up the hair growth...this chick's gonna need to keep warm!!"
Forget Global Warming...if I'm listening to my body right, the earth is gonna freeze over. And soon.
Don't worry friends...if there is an Ice Age, I'll invite you over, and we can all snuggle up in my leg hair.