For the past week, I have been woken at 5 am.
Not by a child that needs me.
Not by an alarm clock.
Not by my husband.
I've been woken by this vile creature:
And can you see what he's doing?
Pecking on our gutters.
Our METAL gutters.
This is war.
You better watch your back, buddy. 'Cuz I'll getcha when you least expect it.