I think it's time for a little talkin' shop, my friends!!
I'm channelling my inner Jeff Foxworthy, and givin' you my version of "You might be a redneck if..."
So, here we go!
You might be a nurse if...
~At the end of the day, you realize you haven't peed since you woke up.
~You can talk about puke and poop at the supper table.
~You don't understand why people get grossed out by puke and poop talk at the supper table.
~Your kiddo coughs, and you're convinced it's double pneumonia.
~You get a spider bite, and obsess over it's appearance for days...certain an infection is going to set in any. minute.
~You take your child to the doctor if he so much as sneezes...or, you go the opposite, and don't take your child in unless he is near death.
~You frequently pepper your conversations with "stat, GBS, sepsis, multip, primip, bagging, desat, accel...".
Or...how 'bout this:
You might be a Labor and Delivery Nurse if...
~You can use your first and second fingers to measure things in centimeters.
~Wiping poop from a grown woman's bottom doesn't bother you in the least...in fact, you encourage her to keep it up!
~The sound of a crying baby makes you breathe a huge sigh of relief.
~The words, "Grand Multip" send you racing for a pair of gloves...and the lady isn't even in the building yet.
~You can swaddle a baby in 0.2 seconds flat.
~You're convinced that you have the greatest job in the world.