Monday, November 23, 2009

A Limerick for You

There once was a woman called Mama,
(That's me)
Who wasn't a fan of high drama.

(That's me...dreading the return of Aunt Flo...knowing there's just no stopping her...)

Aunt Flo ruins my mood,
Makes me eat too much food,
And turns me into a pimply...a pimply...llama? comma? Obama?

Sigh...

I always knew I wasn't cut out for limericks.

Apparently Aunt Flo and her evil sidekick, Captain PMS, also crush any creative brain cells of mine.

Those evil @#%@#'s!! ;)

14 comments:

  1. Hot Mom alert!!! Totally agree...she sucks....

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  2. That is putting it nicely!!

    I went to Caribou for the first time yesterday (I'm visiting my sister in Ohio) and it made me think of you! :)

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  3. That was hilarious! And your picture is so darn cute!

    I am glad Aunt Flo doesn't visit me anymore. Tee Hee

    Being old does have some advantages! (:>)

    Linda @ Truthful Tidbits

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  4. How about...

    "I wish I was in the Bahamas"???

    ~Elizabeth
    http://confessionsfromaworkingmom.blogspot.com

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  5. I'm never gonna stop breastfeeding..evah!! Totally cute pic..um, was it taken the same day as your contact me pic..by any chance?

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  6. how about...

    and makes me want to lounge in my pajamas?

    super dee duper cute pic

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  7. I know! Not looking forward to her return after this baby is born!

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  8. Ha, ha, ha, I've only had Aunt Flo 2 or 3 times in the last 4 years! All thanks to pregnancy, breastfeeding for a year, pregnancy, breastfeeding for a year, and now Mirena! Still get crabby/teary/crabby/teary and just a little bloated though.

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  9. Super cute picture. Still waiting for PW to post your picture taken by MM! Or ANY pic of MN. Think she'll mention that Jenny girl from Ponca? ha

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  10. Cute pic!!
    Hi! I'm visiting from MBC. Great blog.

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  11. Ugh, yes, I agree. My baby is 10 months old and I've had 3 or 4 cycles now, in spite of lots of breastfeeding, and it sucks!

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  12. LOL...too funny! I love this! How about....And turns me into a pimply Mama who's now full of drama!? LOL! Yeah Aunt flo and Captain PMS aren't my friends either. Captain PMS..I have never heard that, gonna pass that on now.

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  13. I just got my hot mom hair back this weekend.
    Left you some love on my blog.

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  14. UGG..I totally agree and can't stand Aunt Flo.

    Totally love your hot mama hair cut.

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