A Limerick for You

There once was a woman called Mama,
(That's me)
Who wasn't a fan of high drama.

(That's me...dreading the return of Aunt Flo...knowing there's just no stopping her...)

Aunt Flo ruins my mood,
Makes me eat too much food,
And turns me into a pimply...a pimply...llama? comma? Obama?

Sigh...

I always knew I wasn't cut out for limericks.

Apparently Aunt Flo and her evil sidekick, Captain PMS, also crush any creative brain cells of mine.

Those evil @#%@#'s!! ;)